watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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