great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I think I just sharted jello shots
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