Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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