singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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