Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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