think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
its not stalking. its research.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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