hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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