Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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