Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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