we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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