how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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