He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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