scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
