I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Randomize
