I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Randomize
