Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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