In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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