You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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