Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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