Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
