OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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