Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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