I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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