is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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