bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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