And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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