Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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