And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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