I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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