How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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