I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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