so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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