I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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