I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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