Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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