btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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