You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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