Apparently you make a good broom.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
we made out on top of his cat.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
