last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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