shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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