i just google imaged poop.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Randomize
