just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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