There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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