If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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