It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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