time to smoke my breakfast
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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