with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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