All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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