i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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