SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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